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About Chez Yvonne - Erotische Massagen
Chez Yvonne - Erotische Massagen, located in the heart of Karlsruhe, Germany, is a premium erotic massage center that promises an unforgettable experience. This high-end studio is renowned for its unique French bourgeoisie style, transporting you to an atmosphere of pure extravagance as soon as you step in. At Chez Yvonne, you are treated to a wide array of exclusive massages, each one designed to help you relax and let go. The center is committed to creating a feast for your senses, blending relaxation with sensitive eroticism. The skilled and attractive masseuses have a knack for crafting a unique experience, taking pride in their ability to provide a massage that is as memorable as it is enjoyable. The center is conveniently situated in the city center, making it easy to access. With private rooms available, you can enjoy your massage in a peaceful, intimate setting. Parking nearby is an added convenience for clients who drive. Chez Yvonne is also committed to health and safety, ensuring that every client can enjoy their massage experience with peace of mind. The center accepts cash payments, catering to a high-end clientele that is looking for a premium experience. Whether you are a local or a visitor to Karlsruhe, make sure to treat yourself to a visit to Chez Yvonne - Erotische Massagen. It's a journey of relaxation and sensitive eroticism that you won't soon forget.
Pricing and Payment Options:
  • Free Entry
  • Premium Experience
  • Cash
Comforts and Offerings:
  • Private Rooms
  • Parking Nearby
Clientele and Location:
  • City Center
  • High-End Clientele
Safety and Health:
  • Health & Safety Compliant
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#5 of 8 Erotic Massages in Karlsruhe
Ethan Hunt
3 months ago
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Asterix Hinkelstein
1 year ago
Before I start my review, I want to mention that I initially sent an SMS to the owner expressing my disappointment and seeking clarification. However, the response I received was rather banal. I was accused of trying to poach one of the masseuses to work in a studio, a claim I find ridiculous since I have no knowledge of any studio. I am a businessman who travels extensively across Germany and have visited numerous massage studios. I am disappointed by the assumption made against me.

The owner's response was unsatisfactory, there was no apology or any attempt to resolve the issue. He simply relied on the information provided by his masseuse. I have to say, the ladies here lack the necessary skills for erotic and body to body massages. The massages are mechanical and they skimp on the oil. I would happily donate so they can buy more oil.

I visited this studio today. It was a challenge to secure an appointment as the man who answers the phone and greets you at the door seems overwhelmed with handling calls and appointments. His lack of friendliness was off-putting.

Regardless, I made an appointment as I was in Karlsruhe for business. I was greeted by a man at the door, which I found a bit uncomfortable as I am used to being welcomed by women in other studios I have visited in Germany.

I was led to a room where I met the masseuse, Melanie. Her greeting was cold and detached. She immediately asked what I wanted and how long I planned to stay. I booked a one-hour body to body massage. After taking a shower, the massage began.

The massage was far from a body to body experience. I received a leg massage that felt more like a Thai massage for about 20 minutes. She then gave my back a quick 5-minute massage, again similar to a Thai massage, with no physical involvement. A Thai massage studio would have offered the same service at a fraction of the cost. It seemed like Melanie was avoiding getting oil on her upper body.

In total, I was in the studio for 50 minutes, even though I paid for a 60-minute session. This included showering, dressing up and leaving. There is nothing more to say.

The owner seems indifferent and unresponsive to customer feedback, even if it results in losing a customer. Apparently, he doesnt need my business. I will not be returning to this studio.
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Jonas_Sky
1 year ago
Kudos, I enjoyed my time
map Take me there Kaiserallee 97, 76185 Karlsruhe
Opening Hours
  • Monday Open 10:00 am - 9:00 pm
  • Tuesday Open 10:00 am - 9:00 pm
  • Wednesday Open 10:00 am - 9:00 pm
  • Thursday Open 10:00 am - 9:00 pm
  • Friday Open 10:00 am - 9:00 pm
  • Saturday Open 10:00 am - 9:00 pm
  • Sunday Open 12:00 am - 9:00 pm
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