Finca Erotica
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Poststraße 20, 56269 Dierdorf, Germany
About Finca Erotica
Located in the serene village of Dierdorf, Germany, Finca Erotica is a premier adult entertainment venue that offers an unforgettable experience for its patrons. This sauna club is conveniently situated near major cities like Frankfurt, Cologne, Koblenz, Siegen, and Wetzlar, making it a favored destination for those seeking relaxation and pleasure.
Finca Erotica spans a vast 2000 m² outdoor area, complemented by a beautifully designed 1000 m² spa. This is not just any sauna club; it sets a new benchmark in the adult entertainment industry with its comprehensive range of services and an array of activities that cater to various tastes.
The club ensures a comfortable and safe environment for its guests. Upon arrival, patrons are provided with fresh towels, disinfected slippers, and lock boxes for their belongings. The club also features lockers, bathrobes, and a variety of care products for the convenience of its visitors.
For those seeking relaxation, the club boasts a large sauna and a whirlpool. An outdoor pool is also available for guests who prefer to unwind in the open air. Those looking for a bit of entertainment can enjoy the adult cinema or peruse the daily newspapers and magazines provided.
Finca Erotica also caters to the refreshment needs of its guests. Complimentary soft drinks and beer are available, ensuring that guests are well-hydrated during their visit.
With its discreet entry, accessible facilities, and security on premises, Finca Erotica ensures a safe and private experience for its patrons. Whether you're looking for a relaxing sauna session or a thrilling adult entertainment experience, Finca Erotica is the place to go.
Pricing and Payment Options:
- Budget-Friendly
- Cash
Comforts and Offerings:
- Bar
- Jacuzzi
- Sauna
- Private Rooms
- Accessible Facilities
- Parking Nearby
- Discreet Entry
Clientele and Location:
- Everyone Welcome
Safety and Health:
- Security on Premises
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Marius Bons
8 months ago
At Finca Erotica in Dierdorf, I found a healthy dose of adult entertainment and a delightful puree with blinds. There is unique entertainment to be had and the opportunity to indulge in a delectable meal. This is a spot where all your senses can be indulged.
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King 1
10 months ago
I used to be a frequent visitor, but after the recent event, I will never return and I advise others to avoid it. Diana settled next to me, gave me a kiss, asked if we should go to the room, to which I declined, and later demanded payment because we kissed (even though she initiated it) and of course, the reception was in her favor. I have truly never witnessed such audacity.
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LEVY OLIVER
1 year ago
Finca Erotica is truly a lavish location. The employees are incredibly hospitable. The cuisine is top-notch. The decor is simply stunning. The young women are cheerful and gracious. The atmosphere is quite pleasant. I visited with a buddy and we are certain to make a return visit.
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Sven Moos
1 year ago
I will not return
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No Pity
1 year ago
The place is perfectly situated. The staff is simply the best. But the crowning glory was the massage that lasted for over an hour by Weena.
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Opening Hours
- Monday Open 11:00 am - 4:00 am
- Tuesday Open 11:00 am - 4:00 am
- Wednesday Open 11:00 am - 4:00 am
- Thursday Open 11:00 am - 4:00 am
- Friday Open 11:00 am - 4:00 am
- Saturday Open 11:00 am - 4:00 am
- Sunday Open 11:00 am - 4:00 am
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