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About The Funny Horse Club
Located in the bustling city center of Bruxelles, Belgium, The Funny Horse Club offers a uniquely relaxed atmosphere for memorable and exhilarating experiences. As a top-rated venue, it ensures client safety and maintains impeccable discretion, giving visitors the peace of mind to fully immerse themselves in the experience. Open late into the night, The Funny Horse Club is perfect for those seeking an after-hours escapade. With convenient nearby parking, it's easily accessible for both locals and tourists. The club also accepts both credit cards and cash, providing flexibility for all guests. The Funny Horse Club is more than just a venue; it's a haven for those seeking sophisticated, gratifying experiences in a secure and discreet environment. Its central location in Bruxelles makes it a must-visit spot for anyone looking to explore the city's vibrant nightlife. So, if you're in search of an unforgettable evening, The Funny Horse Club awaits.
Pricing and Payment Options:
  • Premium Experience
  • Credit Cards
  • Cash
Comforts and Offerings:
  • Bar
  • Open Late
  • Parking Nearby
Clientele and Location:
  • City Center
  • High-End Clientele
Safety and Health:
  • Security on Premises
Rating & Reviews
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#1 of 2 Nightclubs in Ixelles
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Diyon Wickremeratne
2 months ago
I ain't visited myself but word has it the ladies are in the buff
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Rebecca Lagadec
8 months ago
Horse club that is supposed to be funny, not so amusing, they do not let women in. This makes me very angry!
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Ruthy
11 months ago
The Horse Club is a beautiful spot, with the hosts being very warm and delightful. They can converse in multiple languages. It's a place that even heterosexual couples can enjoy.

However, I found the prices to be quite steep compared to what I've experienced in other European countries. It cost me 50€ to buy a drink for a girl and 350€ to spend an hour with her. This is almost three times costlier than what I paid in Spain, which was quite a shock.

Although there were two strip bars, there were no girls performing. That was a letdown.

All things considered, it was an enjoyable experience.
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Denis Norkin | ROXY-KIDS
12 months ago
Entry cost 70€. Not all ladies look good and are nice. They rarely dance unless you buy champagne for 50€. Private dance is 200€.
Terrible spot.
In Russia, ladies are much more beautiful and friendly.
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iheb mahfoudhi
1 year ago
Poor security officer, have a good holiday ♥️
map Take me there7174.24km Rue de Livourne 37, 1050 Ixelles
Opening Hours
  • Monday Open 10:00 pm - 6:00 am
  • Tuesday Open 10:00 pm - 6:00 am
  • Wednesday Open 10:00 pm - 6:00 am
  • Thursday Open 10:00 pm - 6:00 am
  • Friday Open 10:00 pm - 6:00 am
  • Saturday Open 10:00 pm - 6:00 am
  • Sunday Open 10:00 pm - 6:00 am
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