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Erotica, located in the vibrant city of Alsdorf, Germany, is a haven for those seeking an escape from the humdrum of everyday life. This adult entertainment center specializes in providing soothing and sensual erotic massages, designed to transport you to a land of pleasure and sensuality. Erotica is a budget-friendly venue, with adventures starting at just $50, making it an accessible option for those looking to indulge without breaking the bank. Despite its affordability, Erotica doesn't compromise on quality or safety. The venue is health and safety compliant, ensuring a safe environment for everyone. The venue is designed with your comfort and privacy in mind. It boasts private rooms, providing an intimate setting for your experience. For those who fancy a bit of luxury, there's a Jacuzzi where you can unwind and let the day's stresses melt away. Erotica is also known for its discreet entry, ensuring your visit remains your personal affair. The venue offers plenty of private parking, so you won't have to worry about finding a spot. The staff at Erotica are welcoming and professional, eager to make your visit as pleasurable as possible. They accept bookings via phone, allowing you to secure your spot in advance. So, if you're in Alsdorf and looking for a unique, sensual experience, Erotica is a must-visit. Just remember to bring cash, as it's their preferred mode of payment. Immerse yourself in the world of erotic pleasure at Erotica, where your satisfaction is their priority.
Pricing and Payment Options:
  • Free Entry
  • Adventure starts with $50
  • Budget-Friendly
  • Cash
Comforts and Offerings:
  • Jacuzzi
  • Private Rooms
  • Accessible Facilities
  • Private Parking
  • Discreet Entry
Clientele and Location:
  • Everyone Welcome
Safety and Health:
  • Health & Safety Compliant
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John Winter
1 year ago
This place was undeniably one of the top-notch ones in the area, both in service quality and customer welcome, everything was spot on.
However, in the past year, things have taken a turn for the worse.
The women now demand more cash for the standard services, they are often not well-groomed and some are even insolent and impolite.
I do not wish to tarnish the reputation of this establishment, but I must admit that things were more efficient under the previous management, it is a hard truth but it needs to be said.
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MaRoDe Arts and Design
1 year ago
I left quite satisfied! The welcoming from the boss, who though without an accent, speaks German fluently, was polite and warm. The decor and the peaceful atmosphere are upscale and not as tacky as I have experienced in other establishments and there were no signs of wear and tear (like on the doors, for instance).

I was ushered into an elegant room on the ground floor where the six ladies in attendance took turns to introduce themselves to me. The door was constantly being closed in between to maintain the privacy of the guests and ensure they do not cross paths in the house, as a previous visitor had pointed out.

I ended up selecting a stunning young woman, who seemed to be of Russian origin. The boss handed me a ticket and I followed the lady to a room on the top floor. The room was tastefully decorated too. The only minor issue was the bed, it could have been a bit more sturdy. It held up fine but did make the usual noises.

I would give the lady's service an A-. Her English was passable and she likely spoke Russian too. But that did not bother me, if I wanted conversation, I would call my mum.

I was pleasantly surprised by their "Frz-hands-free" (but of course safe). She did not rush to finish the job as I have experienced in other places. I could not find anything unhygienic about the girl, in fact, quite the opposite and I inspected very thoroughly.

As the hour came to an end, I was offered a fresh shower in a spotless bathroom where even the shower curtain did not disappoint. Once again, privacy was maintained. The lady waited in the corridor so that guests would not bump into each other. She took a shower while I was getting ready. The goodbye was as cordial as the greeting.

In conclusion: The price is standard, everything else leaves little to complain about.

I am certain this was not my final visit.

To be absolutely clear: This was my first time as a client in this establishment, this review is a reflection of my experiences and I have no ties with the lady of the house or her staff.
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MiloSunrise
1 year ago
This is my spot!!! The best :))))
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Peter Langer
1 year ago
This isnt a club, it feels more like a brothel. There is no bar and everything is kept very hush-hush. They dont let you see other clients. The girl was alright! The rooms were neat and check-in wasnt complicated at all.
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Thomas Zernahle
1 year ago
The ambiance is superb, rooms are top-notch, and the women are exceptional.
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Opening Hours
  • Monday Open 10:00 am - 10:00 pm
  • Tuesday Open 10:00 am - 10:00 pm
  • Wednesday Open 10:00 am - 10:00 pm
  • Thursday Open 10:00 am - 10:00 pm
  • Friday Open 10:00 am - 10:00 pm
  • Saturday Open 10:00 am - 10:00 pm
  • Sunday Open 10:00 am - 10:00 pm
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