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About Glorious Health Club And Art Gallery
Glorious Health Club & Art Gallery, located in the vibrant city of Washington, United States, offers a unique blend of adult entertainment and artistic exploration. This unique venue is open around the clock, providing its guests with 24/7 service and the freedom to indulge in their desires at any time. The club is recognized for its welcoming atmosphere, catering to a diverse crowd with its LGBTQ+ friendly approach. It ensures a comfortable and safe environment with security on premises, allowing guests to relax and enjoy their time without any worries. For those seeking a thrilling adventure, the club offers experiences starting at just $50. This makes it an affordable choice for those looking to explore their fantasies without breaking the bank. The Glorious Health Club & Art Gallery also prioritizes the convenience of its guests. It provides accessible facilities, ensuring that everyone can enjoy their time here. Additionally, it offers both private parking and nearby parking options, making it easy for guests to visit. One of the unique aspects of this venue is its discreet entry, which ensures the utmost privacy for its guests. This feature is particularly appreciated by those who value their discretion. In addition to its adult entertainment offerings, the Glorious Health Club & Art Gallery also features an art gallery. This adds an element of sophistication to the venue, making it a great choice for those who appreciate art and culture. Overall, the Glorious Health Club & Art Gallery is a must-visit destination in Washington, offering an exciting blend of adult entertainment and artistic exploration. Whether you're a local or a tourist, this venue promises a unique and unforgettable experience.
Pricing and Payment Options:
  • Adventure starts with $50
  • Cash
Comforts and Offerings:
  • Accessible Facilities
  • 24/7 Service
  • Private Parking
  • Parking Nearby
  • Discreet Entry
Clientele and Location:
  • LGBTQ+ Friendly
Safety and Health:
  • Security on Premises
Rating & Reviews
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Jack
3 months ago
Unkempt, run-down, utterly dismal. The staff members are total dimwits. They go about explaining a "regulation" in full. But messed up their own basic arithmetic.
Ever thought why a lot of guys never come back..... Take a look around, the signs are all over the place.
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Jahmal Williams
8 months ago
The Glorious Health Club and Art Gallery is just as you would imagine... spectacular.
But dont skip it.
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Mister Man
9 months ago
Did the Glorious go up in flames on 19th May 2024? Its a place I really enjoy. I hope it hasnt.
28th May 2024 - WOW!
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Kevin Buchanan
12 months ago
Just like many of you, I did some digging about this place before I went since it was my first time hearing about it. I only came to know about it when someone mentioned it and unfortunately, I can only give it a 1-star rating. When I recently visited the Glorious Health Spa, I was let down by the overall experience. The place did not feel clean and lacked the calming ambiance I was looking forward to in a spa. The only positive aspect was the ample and free parking, which is also covered so you can stay dry when it is raining, like it was on the night we visited. There is an attendant who gives the impression of looking after your car, but I am not certain if that is actually the case.

Upon entering the premises, it feels shabby, neglected and almost like a slum. There is one attendant at the location managing everything (Check-in and Check-Out). They only accept CASH, so you have to cough up the cash and give them your ID which they hold onto while you are in the club.

Once you are inside, there are some lockers where you can keep your belongings. Just a tip, keep your shoes on at all times. I would not recommend wearing sandals or going barefoot unless you are patient 0. There are a few vending machines and tables/chairs with a mix of guys sitting there waiting for their prince charming or someone really attractive to come whisk them away. Past the main area, there is a huge open space with some blacklights and incredibly poor lighting, which ironically adds to the dark room theory. There are a few small cut away spaces for some action. Depending on the lunar phase and the time and desperation of you people, you might find some people there. There is a very dark corner where you can have some blind fun. I suggest you hide there.

If you are courageous enough, you can exit and climb a set of stairs to a lookout section that has a sling. Another large open area that overlooks the open bottom area with slings at the end. Another good area for some fun.

The rooms looked too sketchy to enter and after about 30 minutes, we left as it was dead inside for a Saturday at 230/3a. We left feeling puzzled and uncertain about ourselves for many reasons.

Did not see any art, but then again, we did not go there for the art.

While I cannot say I do not recommend it, it definitely is an experience that I would say you should try once.

Enter at your own risk. Have a backup plan if you are looking for real fun.
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eric jones
12 months ago
Every memorial day weekend, I find myself at Glorious Health Club. The staff there are always so friendly, and so is Bob, the owner. This is the only spot I know in the entire U S where you can chill out and have fun all day, every day. It is massive and even has a spacious outdoor patio. It truly embodies the saying "if you build it they will come". I can honestly say I have always had a blast at Glorious Health Club.
map Take me there 2120 West Virginia Ave NE, Washington
Opening Hours
  • Monday Open open 24 hours
  • Tuesday Open open 24 hours
  • Wednesday Open open 24 hours
  • Thursday Open open 24 hours
  • Friday Open open 24 hours
  • Saturday Open open 24 hours
  • Sunday Open open 24 hours
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