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About Kia-Land
Located in the vibrant heart of Los Angeles, Kia-Land is a premium adult entertainment venue that promises an unforgettable experience. This cash-only bar is renowned for its accessible facilities, making it an easy choice for all patrons seeking a taste of LA's finest adult offerings. Kia-Land is not just a venue, but a destination that offers a unique blend of excitement, allure, and sophistication. Here, you can immerse yourself in an atmosphere that is both inviting and exhilarating, designed to cater to every desire. One of the key features of Kia-Land is its late-night availability. Whether you're an early bird or a night owl, this venue is ready to welcome you into its vibrant ambiance. Plus, with convenient parking nearby, your visit to Kia-Land is made even more hassle-free. At Kia-Land, everyone is welcome. It prides itself on its inclusive environment, ensuring that every patron feels comfortable and catered for. This venue is also committed to health and safety, adhering to stringent protocols to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all. In summary, Kia-Land offers a unique blend of adult entertainment in a welcoming, accessible, and safe environment. Its late-night availability, nearby parking, and cash-only bar make it a go-to destination for those seeking an unforgettable night in Los Angeles.
Pricing and Payment Options:
  • Cash
Comforts and Offerings:
  • Bar
  • Accessible Facilities
  • Open Late
  • Parking Nearby
Clientele and Location:
  • Everyone Welcome
Safety and Health:
  • Health & Safety Compliant
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Ali Fatemi
1 year ago
Kia-Land is the most enjoyable place I have visited that does not offer soft ice-cream.
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Hossein Dabiri
2 years ago
This joint is awesome, just remember to tote your own lube.
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Neeka Dabiri
3 years ago
Every visit to Kia-Land leaves me feeling content and fully satisfied! Their morning buffet offers a wealth of protein-rich options... The evening brings delightful music and a wide array of alcoholic beverages. They even have a private shower where you can unwind with a cocktail of your choosing! The secluded back room features a large TV, a variety of toys for the children (making it a family-friendly destination!) and even ball deodorant! No detail has been overlooked. A sliding door opens to a stunning view, and if you are fortunate, the most attractive employee at Kia-Land will guide you to paradise! And I am not referring to the view. The venue is wheelchair-friendly, which is absolutely necessary since, if you party hard, you will need one to exit! I would give it 11/10 and highly recommend it for intimate gatherings (for 1 or 2... perhaps 4...) and for celebrating Mothers Day.
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Josh mora
5 years ago
Truly, Kia-Land is the best club I have ever visited. It totally outshines 1 OAK. The cost of drinks is quite reasonable too. Saturdays are particularly wild.
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Nathan Molayem
5 years ago
Excellent dental services at an unbeatable price! I had to deduct one star though, due to the surrounding area appearing to have suffered extensive damage from a fire.
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  • Monday Open closed
  • Tuesday Open closed
  • Wednesday Open closed
  • Thursday Open closed
  • Friday Open 11:00 pm - 5:30 am
  • Saturday Open 3:00 pm - 3:15 am
  • Sunday Open closed
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