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About Vanilla Alternative
Located in the charming city of Tempsford, United Kingdom, Vanilla Alternative is an exclusive, members-only club offering a unique and safe space for like-minded adults to explore their fantasies. This premium adult entertainment venue is renowned for its commitment to privacy, safety, and respect for all members. Vanilla Alternative operates under a strict code of conduct, ensuring that all members feel safe, appreciated, and welcome. Unlike other venues, it does not offer private lockable rooms, prioritizing safety and consent above all else. The club is also a fully licensed venue, meaning guests can enjoy a range of beverages at the bar. However, guests are encouraged to use plastic containers for their drinks, especially when heading to the playrooms or the hot tub. Speaking of the hot tub, guests are free to wear whatever they are comfortable with, with most opting for nothing at all. The use of phones is strictly prohibited within the club, maintaining the privacy and anonymity of all members. If you're a single gentleman wishing to attend, pre-booking through the club's website is mandatory. On the other hand, couples and ladies are not required to pre-book. The club is open to both single gents, single ladies, and couples on Friday nights, while Saturdays are exclusively for single ladies and couples. Upon arrival, guests are checked in, issued a locker key, and given a tour of the club if desired. The locker key also serves as your bar tab number for the evening. Guests can either hire towels at the club reception or bring their own. Vanilla Alternative also features a dungeon area, but guests are advised to bring their own whips and paddles for the best experience. The club is LGBTQ+ friendly, offers private parking, discreet entry, and boasts high-end clientele, making it a top choice for those seeking a sophisticated adult entertainment experience. Vanilla Alternative is more than just a swingers club; it's a community that values safety, respect, and privacy. Whether you're a seasoned swinger or a curious newcomer, Vanilla Alternative promises an unforgettable experience.
Pricing and Payment Options:
  • Premium Experience
  • Credit Cards
  • Cash
Comforts and Offerings:
  • Spa
  • Bar
  • Jacuzzi
  • Online Services
  • Open Late
  • Private Parking
  • Discreet Entry
Clientele and Location:
  • LGBTQ+ Friendly
  • High-End Clientele
Safety and Health:
  • Security on Premises
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Maria W.
3 months ago
The accommodations could use some sprucing up. It would be nice to have amenities like televisions, coffee makers, toiletries, and a mini-fridge. Even if it means paying a bit more each night, I think the comfort level needs a boost.

As for the club, it is quite pleasant. There are plenty of great facilities, the staff is welcoming, the ambiance is enjoyable, and the complimentary parking is a bonus. I am certain I will visit again!
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andrew crocker
6 months ago
Our initial experience at VA was simply fantastic, with wonderful hosts, a fantastic ambiance, and a well-designed layout. We plan to make this a recurring event. Appreciate it, guys xx
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Aaron Thompson
12 months ago
Vanilla Alternative is an excellent spot for those with similar interests. The majority seem quite keen on conversation, although some, particularly the more well-known group, might ignore you.
The staff are fantastic and are always ready to help if you have any queries or problems.
However, I do wish they would serve the buffet a bit sooner.
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Opening Hours
  • Monday Open closed
  • Tuesday Open closed
  • Wednesday Open closed
  • Thursday Open closed
  • Friday Open 8:00 pm - 2:00 am
  • Saturday Open 8:00 pm - 2:00 am
  • Sunday Open closed
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