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Located in the heart of London, United Kingdom, Secrets is an exquisite table dancing club that promises a thrilling and unforgettable experience. This club, renowned for its beautiful and talented dancers, offers an escape from everyday life and a chance to indulge in your wildest fantasies. Secrets is more than just a table dancing club. It offers a range of packages to cater to varying desires and needs. For football enthusiasts, Secrets offers a perfect after-match party with free beer on presentation of a match-day ticket. If you're an early bird, their 'Early Evening Show' offers topless stage shows and deals on selected drinks from 9pm to 10pm. For first-time visitors or groups of up to six, Secrets offers an introductory package that includes entry, a bottle of champagne, and a warm welcome from the Secrets’ Dancers. If you're a couple looking to add some spice to your date night, Secrets has a package that includes entry, a bottle of Prosecco, and a personal introduction to the Secrets’ Dancers. For those who love partying into the early hours, the 'High Rollers' package is perfect. This includes entry, a Jeroboam of pink Champagne, and a private lounge for up to 60 minutes. Please note that time with the dancers is not included in these packages. Secrets is not just about dancing and drinks; it also offers a private lounge for guests to relax and enjoy the company of their chosen dancers. The club's menu includes some of the finest champagnes, classic cocktails, and spirits, ensuring guests have everything they need to relax, indulge, and enjoy their evening. With over 25 years of experience, Secrets has perfected the art of good times. It's a discreet London club that promises a warm welcome and an unforgettable experience. Whether you're looking for an adventurous night out or a place to unwind and indulge, Secrets is the place to be.
Pricing and Payment Options:
  • Adventure starts with $50
  • Budget-Friendly
  • Cash
Comforts and Offerings:
  • Bar
  • Online Services
  • Open Late
  • Private Parking
  • Discreet Entry
Clientele and Location:
  • City Center
  • Everyone Welcome
Safety and Health:
  • Security on Premises
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Peymani Sengonul
1 year ago
Cristhian tops the list of best bartenders worldwide, his friendly and inviting demeanor is truly unique. I would strongly urge you to visit this spot and also, the women here are always a perfect 10, every single day.
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Benjamin Oakden
1 year ago
My family and I travelled from the US to England for a peaceful holiday. We chanced upon this establishment advertising table dancing. I had always believed the British to be rather uptight, so discovering a place where they seemed to loosen up and party felt like an ideal spot to take the family.

The unpleasant experience began the moment we stepped inside. Instead of the warm American greeting we are accustomed to, the doorman and the receptionist kept giving us odd glances, as though we did not belong there. I understand we are American and unfamiliar with British etiquette, but was it necessary to make us feel like such outsiders? I was also taken aback to learn that they did not offer any discount on the entrance fee for my two children, Brad (12) and Chad (9).

Upon entering, I was utterly stunned by the lack of enforcement of the dress code by the staff. The female attendees in this place were scantily clad, some were even nude! Having watched shows like The Only Way Is Essex, I understand that British women can sometimes be less conservative in their attire, but there must be a limit where the security should intervene and ask them to show more respect to other guests and, frankly, to themselves.

My wife and I promptly shielded our boys eyes to protect their wholesome Christian upbringing from being tainted, and we quickly headed towards the exit. This was our first trip to England and, after tonight, we definitely will not be coming back. I would suggest that British women could learn a thing or two from the United States, the cultural capital of the world, on how to behave on a night out because, if their actions tonight were any indication, their behaviour is downright embarrassing.
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Mar Coj
1 year ago
Secrets is undoubtedly the finest strip club in London. The ladies are incredibly gorgeous and the ambiance is simply breathtaking.
I am absolutely smitten with this establishment and look forward to my next visit. Elena, the manager, offered such a warm reception, she is truly remarkable.
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Himansu Patel
1 year ago
Steer clear from this joint. Packed like sardines in seating. A lass came over for a chat, which I appreciated but her mate inserted herself into our talk and reckoned she was entitled to a drink too. After a short 10 minute dance, they upped and left. The only saving grace of this establishment is the amiable woman handling the entry fee and managing the cloak room.
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Jay Alcid
1 year ago
I had a great time. Everything seemed well organized. The manager Jesse was very accommodating and amiable. The cost of everything was reasonable. I would strongly suggest this place if you and your friends are looking for a simple night out. There were no problems at the entrance and the staff was very welcoming. I would definitely come back.
map Take me there7822.04km 62 Glenthorne Rd, London W6 0LR
Opening Hours
  • Monday Open closed
  • Tuesday Open 9:00 pm - 4:00 am
  • Wednesday Open 9:00 pm - 4:00 am
  • Thursday Open 9:00 pm - 4:00 am
  • Friday Open 9:00 pm - 4:00 am
  • Saturday Open 9:00 pm - 4:00 am
  • Sunday Open closed
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