Browns
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1 Hackney Rd, London E2 7NX, United Kingdom
About Browns
Browns, a renowned strip club and table dancing bar, is a distinguished name in the adult entertainment industry in London, UK. With a history spanning over four decades, Browns has consistently delivered an unparalleled experience to its guests.
Located in the vibrant and trendy Shoreditch area, Browns is easily accessible from the city center. It boasts a diverse roster of the most beautiful striptease dancers from all corners of the globe, offering an exciting blend of exotic charm and captivating performances. The club features live, fully nude stage shows every 10-15 minutes, ensuring there's never a dull moment.
Browns also caters to sports enthusiasts, with complete Sky Sports and BT Sports packages. From premier league football to test match cricket and world title boxing, you can enjoy all the latest sporting events in the company of stunning dancers.
Experience luxury in Browns' VIP rooms, the ultimate way to spend your time at the club. These private areas come with dedicated waitresses to ensure a smooth and enjoyable time. Choose the company of one or more girls for the night, with hourly fees negotiated individually.
For an even more exclusive experience, pre-book the new VVIP room, equipped with a HD screen for private sports viewing. The regular VIP rooms are charged at £50 per person, per hour and the VVIP room is £100 per person, per hour.
For those looking to enhance their experience, booking a table at Browns is highly recommended. The booths are located opposite the stage, providing a prime view of the stage shows. Enjoy the company of a beautiful dancer at your booth or indulge in the wide selection of premium spirits and champagnes available by the bottle.
Browns also offers a variety of stag do packages, perfect for those looking for an unforgettable night. With free entry throughout the year and drink prices that match those in mainstream bars and pubs around Shoreditch, Browns provides excellent value for money.
With a dress code of smart casual and a welcoming atmosphere, Browns is a must-visit destination for adult entertainment in London. However, guests are reminded to respect the rules: contribute £1 before each stage show, no touching, and no photos. Browns' commitment to safety and trust ensures a sophisticated and gratifying experience for all visitors.
Pricing and Payment Options:
- Free Entry
- Adventure starts with $50
- Budget-Friendly
- Cash
Comforts and Offerings:
- Bar
- Private Rooms
- Open Late
- Parking Nearby
Clientele and Location:
- Everyone Welcome
Safety and Health:
- Security on Premises
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Urban Davidsson
2 months ago
Browns was a great club. Many nice ladies there. Plus, drinks at good prices.
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Kenny Woo
3 months ago
In February 2023, I made my second trip to Browns, following my initial visit in October 2022. My experience was quite enjoyable, particularly due to Alexandra and Morena. Both were very hospitable and I had a great time with them, the VIP room being a highlight. They were very grounded, Morena in particular, and it was easy to engage in conversations on topics like football with them. The manager, Debbie, was also pleasant and she even remembered me from my previous visit.
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Mohammd Umar
3 months ago
I realy had good time at Browns with my freinds and grils
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Jeno Balazs
4 months ago
Browns is the most enduring and elegant adult club in London. If you're contemplating a visit to a strip club, Browns should be your first choice. It's a business run by women, where the skilled performers are treated fairly, unlike some other places.
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Lennah
4 months ago
On a recent trip to London, my buddies and I decided to hit up an adult club. A friend who is familiar with Shoreditch suggested we check out Browns. I am happy to report that we were not let down. The ladies there are both stunning and charming. Two girls in particular ensured our night was anything but ordinary. Unfortunately, I cannot recall the name of one of the girls, a tall, slender brunette with a fantastic personality. The other, a lovely, thin woman named Kelly, was absolutely breathtaking. She was classy, performed a dance unlike any we had seen before, and had a constant smile on her face. Her physique was absolutely divine. I would certainly recommend.
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Opening Hours
- Monday Open 12:00 pm - 1:00 am
- Tuesday Open 12:00 pm - 2:00 am
- Wednesday Open 12:00 pm - 2:00 am
- Thursday Open 12:00 pm - 2:00 am
- Friday Open 12:00 pm - 3:00 am
- Saturday Open 12:00 pm - 3:00 am
- Sunday Open closed
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