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R. Dom Carlos I 2, 9060-051 Funchal, Portugal

Lux Angels Funchal - Nightclub in Funchal, Portugal

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About Lux Angels Funchal

Located in the vibrant city of Funchal, Portugal, Lux Angels Funchal is an exclusive venue where your desires are prioritized. This high-end locale is situated in the heart of the city, making it an easily accessible destination for those seeking an unforgettable experience. Lux Angels Funchal is known for its welcoming atmosphere, where everyone is invited to explore their fantasies in a safe and secure environment. The security on the premises ensures that all guests can enjoy their time without any worries. This unique venue offers a variety of services starting at a reasonable $50, making it an affordable adventure for those looking to indulge in a world of pleasure. The convenience of cash transactions simplifies your experience, allowing you to focus on the enjoyment. Lux Angels Funchal is also known for its late-night operations, perfect for those who prefer the allure of the night. The nearby parking facilities add to the convenience, making it a hassle-free experience right from the start. The venue also features a well-stocked bar, ensuring you can enjoy a drink as you immerse yourself in the sensual atmosphere. Lux Angels Funchal is more than just a venue; it's a destination where your fantasies come to life in the most memorable way. Experience the allure of Funchal's nightlife at its finest at Lux Angels Funchal.

Pricing and Payment Options:

Adventure starts with $50
Cash

Comforts and Offerings:

Bar
Open Late
Parking Nearby

Clientele and Location:

City Center
Everyone Welcome

Safety and Health:

Security on Premises

Rating & Reviews

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Bobby Badfingers

2 months ago

WARNING! If you happen to stumble upon this review, consider yourself fortunate. Avoid this place at all costs. The money-hungry owner will demand £20 from you at the entrance, and trust me, it will be the worst expenditure of your life. The whole experience was nothing but a dreadful rip-off. They could have offered a spinning plate of McDonald's chicken nuggets and it would have been a more enjoyable experience than what I had to endure here. The £20 I parted with felt like a long journey back home only to discover I had no home to return to. It was a total letdown. I implore you, do not visit this place. It is a complete and absolute squandering of money and time. Any 5-star ratings you see are likely from bots... just read those 5-star reviews and you will see how counterfeit they appear.

Inesa Rysakova

2 months ago

I wish I could rate it lower. You can hear music from outside, you go up and they charge you 20€ for entry with a single free drink. Fine, whatever. You sit down and guess what, nothing. About 8 girls are just hanging around, busy on their phones with no dances happening. Half an hour later, I asked the bartender, who was busy smoking and playing pool, if there would be a dance. His reply: maybe ????. Seriously, this is the priciest whisky and coke I have ever had ????. Please do not waste your time or money here.

Liudmyla Ostapenko

7 months ago

Our experience at LUX ANGELS FUNCHAL was really terrible. We paid for entry and were told by the staff that the dance would start in about 10 minutes, but we ended up waiting for an hour for the dancer to show up. When she finally did, the performance was just disappointing and lasted for only a minute. It was so bad that we could not help but laugh.

When we expressed our dissatisfaction to the man who seemed to be in charge, he became very aggressive and started pushing me. This kind of behavior is unacceptable and should not be tolerated, especially considering I am a young woman and he is an older man. It was really disgusting.

If you are considering visiting this club, I would strongly advise against it. There are many other better clubs in Madeira! ????????????????????????

Bob B.

8 months ago

Excellent service, great staff, lovely girls, I totally suggest it

Nastya Maksimova

8 months ago

My time at LUX ANGELS FUNCHAL was not enjoyable :( The atmosphere was not pleasant :(

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