What is the difference between the nightclubs found on Sex Advisor and regular nightclubs?

This seems like a good enough starting point to me. The nightclubs that we will be talking about today are, in many ways, the best clubs that you'll find anywhere in the world. What makes a club the best nightclub, exactly? Well, one key difference is the fact that the nightclubs listed here are guaranteed to get you laid, whereas your typical nightclub in, say, New York or Las Vegas will give you the opportunity to have sex with beautiful women, but will still leave a lot of the work in your lap.

The difference between regular nightclubs and "adult" or "erotic" nightclubs, then, in other words, is the erotic nature of the clubs. When we talk about the best nightclubs here on Sex Advisor, what we are actually talking about is a venue that is something of a hybrid of your favorite types of adult venus. The best nightclubs offer all of the best that the nightlife scene has to offer rolled up into one. These nightclubs are part bar, part strip club, part brothel, part traditional nightclub (with a dance floor and everything), part party space, and more.

The best nightclubs will offer an alluring blend of music from world-class DJs, dance, stripping, and, of course, incredible sex with any girl of your choosing. Honestly, if you are looking to really party, it doesn't get much better than this.

Walking into a nightclub is like walking into an erotic fantasy. From the moment you sit at the bar, you will be seduced into another world -- a world that you may have often wished existed in other venues and clubs that you have been to. This is a world where the music is always on point, the alcohol never stops flowing, and every girl in the club can be yours (for a price). The best nightclubs take all of the guesswork out of the process. You don't have to wonder whether you'll get laid or whether the girl you sleep with tonight is going to be hot. The answer to these questions is always yes, and yes here.

So, what is a nightclub, you ask? A nightclub is a revelry. It is hedonism at its finest. It is guaranteed sex. It is partying. It is drinking. It is strippers and music and dancing and laughing and feeling good all night. It is the best nightlife experience in the world (if you ask me), and one that everybody deserves to try out at some point.

Are nightclubs only for straight men?

There are nightclubs all around the world that are suitable for all walks of life. Although many of the best nightclubs are geared towards straight men, it is true, there are many clubs that are willing to accommodate you and your parties. On a typical night, for instance, a nightclub may populate its dance floor with half-naked women who are stripping largely for straight men. However, if you are a woman who enjoys the female form, you are certainly not discouraged from enjoying the show and partaking in the festivities either.

The best nightclubs also allow you to call ahead and plan events. Say, for example, you want to have your bachelorette party at such a club. Just check the club's website and see what kinds of events the venue caters to. There will probably also be a number to call. Phone the venue and let them know that you would like to host a bachelorette party there. The best nightclubs will do everything in their power to give you a personalized experience (so long as you can pay to book a private event). In this case, if you want male dancers, you can get male dancers. Your experience can be 100% tailored to your own needs, whether you like men, women, or anything in between.

Generally speaking, though, anybody can have fun at any nightclub. Just go with an open mind, and remember that you only have to partake in whatever you feel comfortable with. If you want to go to a nightclub and just drink at the bar, that is your call. Maybe you just want to cut the dance floor with your friends and dance the night away, hey, have a ball, my friend. The DJs will certainly appreciate that. Any nightclub anywhere in the world will welcome you to have fun however you see fit -- so long as you paid the cover price to get in and are at least buying drinks at the bar -- no matter who you are or your sexual orientation.

How am I to discern the best nightclub from a mediocre one?

Figuring out which is the best nightclub is really more of a matter of which is the best nightclub for you. It is hard to say that any singular club is the best nightclub in any objective sense. This is due, in part, to what we were just talking about. Everybody wants something different out of their nightclub experience. Gay men will prefer gay nightclubs where men are dancing; whereas lesbians and straight men will certainly have a different answer when asked what the best nightclub is.

That is not the only thing to keep in mind, though, when discerning which clubs may be a better fit for you than others. Some are much more transparent than others when it comes to whether sex is offered or not. Certain clubs are very straightforward about this, and they advertise it on their sites explicitly. Others are much less obvious about it, which may result in your having to visit them and test the waters before knowing if you'll actually be able to have sex with the dancers.

This makes a lot of sense, too, if you take into account where you are in the world. The best nightclub, for instance, in Las Vegas is not likely to advertise sexual or erotic services even if they offer them. This is due to the fact that, simply, paying for sex is illegal in Las Vegas. If you are in Las Vegas, of course, I would never promote engaging in illegal activity. That being said, the best clubs for you are probably going to be a little distance outside of Las Vegas city limits.

It is a common mistake to think that prostitution is legal in Las Vegas. It is true, though, that Nevada is the only state in the US in which exchanging sex for money is legal -- but this is only in certain rural counties, not in Las Vegas proper. So, if you are visiting Las Vegas in hopes of having sex with dancers at Las Vegas clubs, you might want to tweak your expectations a bit. Your Las Vegas trip is, by no means, ruined if you were hoping to party at some of the world's best clubs ... you just may have to travel a few miles outside of Las Vegas in order to partake in certain activities, legally speaking.

Nevertheless, there is no denying that Las Vegas does have some of the world's best nightlife, even if the clubs are not quite as sex-friendly as they are elsewhere, like in Ibiza, for example. Ibiza, being a Spanish island, is a tropical paradise in which prostitution is, indeed, very legal.

Therefore, nightclubs in Ibiza not only allow you to dance to great music from some of the world's best DJs, but also to become very intimate with some of the world's most beautiful women. There really is something about Spanish women, I must say ... and the beach-side nightclubs in Ibiza provide a space for you to party with them and, of course, have unforgettable nights with them in a private room of your choosing.

Surely some clubs are just better than others, though, right?

That being said, though -- whether you are in Ibiza, Las Vegas, New York, London, Toronto, or Brussels -- the quality of one club to another can range quite a bit. There are certainly some more objective things to be taken into account when figuring out which club is right for you.

For instance, one club may be drastically cleaner than another. You may enter a club that simply does not have a good selection of beautiful women from which to choose. A certain club may not have enough space or room, there may not be good DJs and, thus, the music is lame. Maybe the club is inconveniently located -- nowhere near hotels, other venues, far outside of the pulse of city nightlife that you crave.

Whether you are looking primarily to dance, drink, or embark on an erotic adventure, doing a bit of research beforehand will go a long way. This is precisely why I have compiled a list of the world's best nightclubs. Check out the ones that are in your city (or nearby), then follow up with their websites. Many will have pictures of the club space, the dance floor, the lounge, the parties, the bar, and (most importantly) the girls.

If a club doesn't have a site, don't be afraid to test your luck and visit -- there should at least be an image of the exterior of the space, giving you a pretty good idea of the vibe -- a lot of "clubs" are actually just glorified brothels. If a club looks more like a house, well, I think you can surmise what that means for yourself...

Are the girls naked in nightclubs?

More than likely, yes. As the girls dance and schmooze around the bar, though, they might not be fully naked at all times. More than likely, though, very little will be left to the imagination. Expect topless, at the very least, and G-strings. Again, this will depend on the club in question, as well as the location. If this is a concern of yours, though, it need not be. You will see (and feel) plenty of skin before the night is through.

Generally speaking, though, this is one of the key differences between a strip club and a nightclub. At a nightclub, the girls are much more likely to be completely nude. Many strip clubs do not allow this, which means that at a strip club, the best you might get is topless. At a nightclub, though, you will get to see -- and experience -- everything. Nothing is off-limits.

How much money can I expect to spend at a club like this?

Truth be told, the amount of money that you'll need to bring with you is likely to vary from club to club, but also where you happen to be. If you are in New York, for instance, admission (and festivities) will cost significantly more than if you are in, say, Brussels or certain parts of Berlin. Furthermore, though, this depends a lot on how much you plan on drinking, as well as what you hope to get out of the night.

If you just want to drink and enjoy the music and the strippers, you can have a fairly affordable night. The cost could be on par with going out to any other strip club. Expect to pay a cover price for entry (between 10 and 20 bucks or so). Plus, naturally, you will want to have some singles to tip the girls with, but if you don't plan on visiting any of the girls' private rooms, that's all you'll really need.

Now, if you want to have sex with the girls, expect to pay quite a bit more. Not only will you have to pay an admission fee to get in, but you will also need to buy drinks, tip the girls, and pay the cost of taking the girl back to her room. The price of this can vary quite a bit from club to club, and don't be surprised if each girl has her own special rates. That being said, if I wanted to have the full nightclub experience, I would probably go out prepared to spend anywhere between $500 and $1000.

Is it safe to have sex with the girls at nightclubs?

I would say, yes, it is about as safe as it would be to pay a bit of extra cash to have sex with a stripper. The girls that work at nightclubs, mind you, are both strippers and sex workers. Almost all of them will definitely have a condom-only policy, and I would be shocked if they weren't expected to keep up-to-date STD test results on file. Therefore, I wouldn't worry too much about the safety or the cleanliness of the girls.

You are also probably going to find a huge difference in quality and cleanliness when comparing a ritzy nightclub in Downtown London versus one that is located in somebody's run-down house in the suburbs of Las Vegas. So, use your own discretion and good sense, as always, but I wouldn't be too concerned about the safety of sleeping with nightclub workers.

Are there any rules for how to behave in a nightclub?

Just about any club worth visiting will have a bouncer to enforce the club's policies. That being said, if you follow a few basic ground rules, you won't have any issues...

Basically, just don't be a jerk. Treat the ladies kindly and generously, respect their boundaries, show them a good time, and don't get too drunk or act a fool. If you are able to just maintain your composure, be a decent person, and make sure that the women are enjoying themselves as much as you are, you won't have any trouble whatsoever.

Of course, each nightclub is bound to have its own policies, too. Some might have dress codes. Others may have drink minimums. Some may even have very strict policies regarding touching the ladies prior to paying for a private "dance." Whatever the case may be, just follow the venue's policies, keep your wits about you, and you should have an epic night ahead of you.