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About Diane's Secret
Renowned for its luxurious and discreet adult services, Diane's Secret is a premium venue located in the heart of Den Haag, Netherlands. This exquisite house of pleasure is a sanctuary for those seeking unparalleled sensual experiences, offering an enchanting world of indulgence and seduction. At Diane’s Secret, they master the art of seduction, creating an atmosphere filled with pleasure and discretion. The interior is designed with luxury in mind, providing a haven for sensuality and exploration. With private rooms, a jacuzzi, and discreet entry, Diane's Secret ensures a seamless experience for its visitors. The allure of Diane’s Secret lies in its talented and alluring ladies. Handpicked for their beauty and charm, these ladies are also experts in the art of pleasure. They captivate your senses and ignite your passions, promising an unforgettable journey of ecstasy. Whether you're seeking an intimate encounter, a fulfilling fantasy, or a moment of pure indulgence, Diane’s Secret is dedicated to surpassing your expectations. The venue is not only known for its late-night services but also for its adherence to health and safety regulations, ensuring a safe and enjoyable experience for everyone. With convenient parking nearby and the option for cash payments, Diane’s Secret caters to all your needs. Experience the true essence of pleasure in a discreet and luxurious setting at Diane’s Secret. Your desires deserve to be realized, and the lovely ladies of pleasure are ready to fulfill them. Visit Diane’s Secret for an unforgettable experience in the heart of Den Haag.
Pricing and Payment Options:
  • Cash
Comforts and Offerings:
  • Jacuzzi
  • Private Rooms
  • Open Late
  • Parking Nearby
  • Discreet Entry
Clientele and Location:
  • Everyone Welcome
Safety and Health:
  • Health & Safety Compliant
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Lary Lightning
4 months ago
A truly pleasant spot with a lavish interior. The ladies are charming and gracious, with Ilona and Janice being my top picks (though I think they might not be working there now). The charges are reasonable, even for the additional services.

The only drawback is the lack of privacy at the reception. It does not give a comforting vibe, to be honest.
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Driver The lucky
5 months ago
My experience with Aise was simply fantastic yesterday! She was incredibly warm and took the time to understand my needs, all the while maintaining a respectful demeanor. I even managed to learn some valuable tips from her! She has certainly made a lasting impression on me.
Just a heads up, ensure you phone in and secure an appointment—avoid just turning up, or you might find yourself in a queue!
Looking forward to our next meet (although, not anytime soon! ) - K (created an account just to share this)
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Ingiroy B
9 months ago
I was greatly let down by how this private house operates. After a long wait, I finally managed to book an appointment with the lady I had been wanting to see. I was genuinely excited. But when I got there, I was informed that Martikka had canceled. This left me feeling really disappointed. I asked them, why did you not call me? They had my number and the appointment was still two hours away. I would not have travelled all this distance if they had informed me earlier.
Their response was, sorry, we do not do that. I was taken aback by this and said, that is just ridiculous. So, if you have an appointment, make sure to confirm it before you set out!
Since I was already there, they asked me if I wanted to meet another lady. Reluctantly, I agreed but I was not pleased. I selected a lady and I regretted it. Her service was terse and unfriendly. I was only busy for 10 minutes and my frustration kept growing until I finally said, enough is enough! I want to speak to your manager. The manager, of course, defended her. They said the complaints did not match this lady so she was not eligible for compensation. I have had enough of this private house! One more thing, the website displays stunning ladies! Do not be surprised when you see them in person!
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mohannad alrahmoun2001
10 months ago
The location is stunning, yet the service is terrible because Victoria does not stick to the deal.
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John Nabaz
12 months ago
Diane's Secret is definitely my top choice. The ambiance is so laid back. The ladies are stunning. Whenever I send an email, I receive a swift reply. Overall, it's a fantastic spot.

I've visited multiple times and it never fails to impress me. The welcoming atmosphere and the amazing ladies are always a delight.
map Take me there8271.88km Laan van Nieuw Oost-Indië 200A, 2593 CC Den Haag
Opening Hours
  • Monday Open 11:00 am - 11:00 pm
  • Tuesday Open 11:00 am - 11:00 pm
  • Wednesday Open 11:00 am - 11:00 pm
  • Thursday Open 11:00 am - 11:00 pm
  • Friday Open 11:00 am - 12:00 am
  • Saturday Open 11:00 am - 12:00 am
  • Sunday Open 12:00 pm - 6:00 pm
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