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About Jonathan Schuhmanns Zimmer
Jonathan Schuhmanns Zimmer, located in the charming city of Seubersdorf, Germany, is a unique adult venue that promises a thrilling and intimate experience. Offering 24/7 service, this is a place where the adventure begins with just $50, making it a budget-friendly option for those seeking discreet and sophisticated pleasure. The venue is easily accessible, with private parking available for patrons, providing a convenient and hassle-free visit. The security on premises ensures a safe and secure environment, allowing visitors to relax and fully immerse themselves in the experience. Jonathan Schuhmanns Zimmer also boasts a bar, adding an extra layer of enjoyment to your visit. Whether you're looking for a quiet drink or a more social atmosphere, the bar provides a comfortable setting to unwind and meet like-minded individuals. With its welcoming atmosphere, Jonathan Schuhmanns Zimmer invites everyone, regardless of their preferences or desires. The venue is cash-friendly, ensuring a smooth transaction for all services. In summary, Jonathan Schuhmanns Zimmer is a versatile and inclusive adult venue in Seubersdorf, Germany, offering an unforgettable experience for those seeking a blend of excitement, discretion, and sophistication.
Pricing and Payment Options:
  • Free Entry
  • Adventure starts with $50
  • Budget-Friendly
  • Cash
Comforts and Offerings:
  • Bar
  • Accessible Facilities
  • 24/7 Service
  • Private Parking
Clientele and Location:
  • Everyone Welcome
Safety and Health:
  • Security on Premises
Rating & Reviews
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#1 of 1 Nightclubs in Seubersdorf
Michael Hammer
1 year ago
? Perfect for the meddl clientele ??️?
Andrea Mehringer
1 year ago
It is a bit of a bummer that the bartender decides to hit the hay early due to fatigue, but hey, we do get complimentary drinks because of that. ???
Hannah P
1 year ago
Sometimes things can get a bit disorderly, especially when the owner forgets to stock up on drinks. The so-called “snacks” are just corn waffles, to be honest.
But the covered parking spaces are perfect for Pegasuses, with hay and water provided.
Overall, it is a decent stud and worth going out of your way for. Meddl leude.
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Froggi Style
4 years ago
This bar, Jonathan Schuhmanns Zimmer, is genuinely amazing and has a ton of potential!
Tobi Ade
4 years ago
Pole for table dancing is there, I find it awesome when they perform dances on it ??
Opening Hours
  • Monday open 24 hours
  • Tuesday open 24 hours
  • Wednesday open 24 hours
  • Thursday open 24 hours
  • Friday open 24 hours
  • Saturday open 24 hours
  • Sunday open 24 hours
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