Relaxinsel Neuss
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Düsseldorfer Str. 44, 41460 Neuss, Germany
About Relaxinsel Neuss
Located in the vibrant city of Neuss, Germany, Relaxinsel Neuss is the perfect haven for those seeking an exceptional erotic massage experience. This renowned spa promises complete relaxation and well-being, with each visit tailored to your personal comfort and pleasure.
Relaxinsel Neuss offers an array of services designed to tantalize and soothe. From the moment you arrive, having booked your appointment by phone, you are guided into a private massage room where a brief consultation sets the tone for your unique relaxation program. An invigorating shower primes you for the main event, a gentle body-to-body massage that is available in sessions starting from 30 minutes.
Your chosen masseuse uses warm oil, skillfully applied with her hands and other body parts, to create an immersive, sensory experience. As the oil flows across your skin, you are invited to surrender to the moment, basking in the sight of your masseuse and the sensations of the massage.
With convenient features like cash payments, private rooms, and discreet entry, Relaxinsel Neuss ensures your visit is as stress-free as possible. The spa also boasts a welcoming Jacuzzi and nearby parking for added convenience. It proudly welcomes everyone, regardless of their sexual orientation, reinforcing its commitment to inclusivity.
Whether you're a local or a visitor to Neuss, Relaxinsel Neuss offers an unforgettable experience that marries pleasure and relaxation in a safe, sophisticated environment.
Pricing and Payment Options:
- Cash
Comforts and Offerings:
- Spa
- Jacuzzi
- Private Rooms
- Parking Nearby
- Discreet Entry
Clientele and Location:
- LGBTQ+ Friendly
- Everyone Welcome
Opening Hours
- Monday Open 10:30 am - 9:00 pm
- Tuesday Open 10:30 am - 9:00 pm
- Wednesday Open 10:30 am - 9:00 pm
- Thursday Open 10:30 am - 9:00 pm
- Friday Open 10:30 am - 9:00 pm
- Saturday Open 12:00 am - 9:00 pm
- Sunday Open 12:00 am - 8:00 pm
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Proper behavior is rewarded with excellent service here.
This is an exceptional massage parlor that is definitely worth checking out if you're looking to add a bit of excitement to your Neuss trip. They always have a great selection of extremely attractive, friendly, and skilled masseuses in a clean and tastefully decorated setting. They really know how to help you unwind ;) I make it a point to visit them every time I'm in town.