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About Fkk Van Goch
Fkk Van Goch is an exclusive sauna club located in Goch, Germany, near the border with the Netherlands and conveniently accessible from the A57 motorway. This unique venue is dedicated to providing a relaxing and enjoyable experience for both male and female guests, with a strong emphasis on discretion and respect for all visitors. With a strict policy against cell phone usage within the premises to protect the privacy of guests and staff, Fkk Van Goch ensures a secure and comfortable environment for all. The club also maintains high standards of cleanliness, discouraging behaviors such as chewing gum disposal on the premises and walking through the facility in wet rubber slippers, to prevent accidents and maintain the pristine condition of the club. At Fkk Van Goch, the nature of any sexual services is determined solely between the self-employed ladies and their clients, ensuring that all interactions are consensual and respectful. This arrangement allows for a personalized experience, with the ladies operating as independent entrepreneurs separate from the Van Goch company. Please note that the club does not guarantee the availability of certain ladies as they often change their location independently. All agreements regarding services and remuneration are made directly between the visitors and the ladies, without any contractual relationship with the Van Goch company. Fkk Van Goch is a top choice for those seeking a sophisticated, relaxing, and respectful environment for adult entertainment in Germany. The club's commitment to discretion, safety, and cleanliness sets it apart as a premier destination for discerning guests. Open late for your convenience, Fkk Van Goch awaits your visit for an unforgettable experience.
Pricing and Payment Options:
  • Cash
Comforts and Offerings:
  • Spa
  • Bar
  • Jacuzzi
  • Sauna
  • Private Rooms
  • Open Late
  • Private Parking
Clientele and Location:
  • Everyone Welcome
Safety and Health:
  • Health & Safety Compliant
  • Security on Premises
Rating & Reviews
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#1 of 1 FKK in Goch
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2 months ago
I would not suggest this store. The establishment is large and attractive, but sadly the proprietors do not make good use of it. The location is filthy and the women are awful. During my visit last week, there were around 9 women present, but their only intention seemed to be to swindle the customer. An unusual occurrence I encountered was the need to pay additional charges for still water, coffee, and soft beverages - I wonder what my payment was for. In conclusion, this sauna club ranks as one of the most disappointing ones I have ever been to.
Ahmad Ahmad
4 months ago
Service not good ,
also manager not showing respect ,
I really not suggest
Jupp Müller
6 months ago
Really great place
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qabo qabo
8 months ago
This club, Fkk Van Goch, deserves no more than a single star. My first experience there was a disaster, with the staff showing extreme rudeness. The cleanliness of the place was also a big disappointment. They charge 3 euro for a simple water, 5 euro for coffee, and I would rather not discuss the cost of the alcohol. What was even more unpleasant was the fact that everyone was smoking inside.

As for the girls, they start at 100 euro for just half an hour... To all the guys out there, if you want to save your money and have a good time, I suggest you find a better club than this.
Jörg Rickers
2 years ago
This is a place where one of the oldest professions of mankind is practiced.
Opening Hours
  • Monday 11:00 am - 12:00 am
  • Tuesday 11:00 am - 12:00 am
  • Wednesday 11:00 am - 12:00 am
  • Thursday 11:00 am - 1:00 am
  • Friday 11:00 am - 4:00 am
  • Saturday 12:00 pm - 4:00 am
  • Sunday 12:00 pm - 12:00 am
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