Login
About Bare Assets Melbourne
Located in the vibrant city of Melbourne, Australia, Bare Assets Melbourne is a premier adult entertainment venue renowned for its exhilarating atmosphere and top-notch services. The party at Bare Assets Melbourne kicks off at noon every day, with enticing drink and dance specials every hour until 2 A.M. Known for hosting the most stunning entertainers in Brevard, Bare Assets Melbourne is the place to be if you're looking to enjoy an unforgettable night. Patrons can enjoy intimate lap dances with the finest dancers, all ready and excited to party with you. Every day at 4:00pm, Bare Assets Melbourne offers a unique treat - they'll match your drink for free. This is a testament to the venue's commitment to providing patrons with an exceptional experience. The venue is not just about the dancers; it also boasts a highly professional bar staff, all recruited from the industry's elite to ensure you receive the best service possible. Music lovers are in for a treat as the venue features some of the greatest DJs in the industry that play a wide range of music genres such as EDM, Rock, Hip-hop, and Pop. The venue also showcases nightly EDM Festival Lighting Shows, adding to the electric atmosphere. Bare Assets Melbourne also ensures a comfortable and secure environment for its patrons. The venue is accessible, accepts both credit cards and cash, and provides online services. There's also convenient parking nearby, and security is always present on the premises. In summary, Bare Assets Melbourne is more than just an adult entertainment venue; it's a place where fantasies become reality. Whether you're a local or a visitor to Melbourne, Bare Assets Melbourne guarantees an unforgettable experience.
Pricing and Payment Options:
  • Credit Cards
  • Cash
Comforts and Offerings:
  • Bar
  • Accessible Facilities
  • Online Services
  • Open Late
  • Parking Nearby
Clientele and Location:
  • Everyone Welcome
Safety and Health:
  • Security on Premises
Rating & Reviews
3.0
out of 5
Write a review
  • Excellent
    3
  • Very good
    0
  • Average
    1
  • Poor
    2
  • Terrible
    1
#2 of 7 Nightclubs in Melbourne
C
Cecelia Leighton
4 weeks ago
Me and my friend, we are new to this town, were supposed to meet at Bare Assets Melbourne. As a single, attractive and well-dressed woman, I walked in and the manager with a cowboy hat quickly showed me and my friend the exit. He asked if we had been drinking. I was like, I do not even touch alcohol, yet he insisted we seemed unstable and could not enter. What the heck I guess he did not want us there because we were too pretty. It was just a dive bar anyway, full of smoke and unattractive women. It was downright gross. :((( We would have left on our own anyway.

I was under the impression it was a classy joint.
K
K K
3 months ago
The gentlemans club, Bare Assets Melbourne, was alright. They had a mix of tunes playing. There were ladies of different nationalities and body types. I accompanied my husband and felt somewhat overlooked. Despite us tipping the women on stage, they did not approach us. I am not certain why that was the case. We ended up spending $340 on drinks and tips for the ladies on stage. The place could be more welcoming to couples. The drinks were decent and they close at 1:55am, not 2am.
J
James McCoy
6 months ago
I had the most enjoyable afternoon in a long time at Bare Assets Melbourne! The day shift was the most attractive I have ever seen, and not just locally. I was thoroughly impressed. But what stood out even more were the captivating eyes of the cocktail waitress. Usually, I would not notice such details with so much else to catch the eye, but her eyes were simply mesmerizing. I did not catch her name, but she mentioned she is there every Thursday and Friday, so I am definitely planning to return. The drinks were excellent and the food truck on the way out was pretty decent too. I highly recommend this place.
J
Joe Ghelarducci
9 months ago
Revised: Management has addressed my issues and got rid of some of the troublesome dancers. I have been there a few times since then and I can honestly say the experience has greatly improved.

I have visited a few times at the insistence of friends, and usually, I have a good time. The drinks are a bit pricey, but that is to be expected at such a place. Generally, it is a decent experience.

However...

A friend of mine had his money taken by some of the girls working there. He went there based on our recommendation, and two girls named Amore and Jasmine targeted him until he was too inebriated and they transferred 900$ from his bank account directly from his phone into their accounts.

I have since stopped going there, management will not discuss it with me, and I have been discouraging others from going. I understand it is a risque nightclub given the nature of the entertainment, but outright theft from your customers is something I cannot support.

Not cool.
B
Becky Bell
11 months ago
Visited Bare Assets Melbourne last night for a friend's birthday celebration. It was my first time there and it was alright. My rating of 2 stars is mainly due to an unfortunate incident. My lululemon fanny pack was stolen. My husband had to go back inside and confront the group seated behind us who were responsible. They seemed like regular culprits. Not planning to return. My credit card is still missing.
map Take me there2114.24km 4020 W New Haven Ave, Melbourne
Opening Hours
  • Monday Open 12:00 pm - 2:00 am
  • Tuesday Open 12:00 pm - 2:00 am
  • Wednesday Open 12:00 pm - 2:00 am
  • Thursday Open 12:00 pm - 2:00 am
  • Friday Open 12:00 pm - 2:00 am
  • Saturday Open 12:00 pm - 2:00 am
  • Sunday Open 12:00 pm - 2:00 am
location
Enable Browser Location
Please enable browser location in order to get more accurate recommendations.
Top Adventures Near Bare Assets Melbourne 16
The Roxy Showgirls Nightclubs Near Me The Roxy Showgirls 602.5km away
Closed
Opens in
6 reviews
country 1300 NE Loop 820, Fort Worth, TX 76106, USA
Cash Bar Open Late Private Parking Everyone Welcome
K My colleagues and I adore our Wednesday visits to The Roxy Showgirls for ladies night! The club operates from 4pm to 2am from Sunday to Thursday, and it is BYOB since they do not offer any form of alcohol. On Fridays and Saturdays, it is open from 4pm to 5am, with the same BYOB policy. For those who are 21 and older, the entry fee is $20, while those aged 18 to 20 have to pay $30. After 9pm, smoking is allowed indoors, so you do not have to step outside to enjoy your cigarette. This is a fully nude club, so you get to see everything! VIP access from Friday to Sunday costs $20 for entry and $30 per song. From Monday to Thursday, VIP entry is $10 and $30 per song. During weekdays, seating is free, but on weekends, the tables closer to the stage are more expensive. This is a very relaxed environment where everyone comes to have fun and appreciate the beautiful girls.
Club Omaha Gentlemen’s Club Nightclubs Near Me Club Omaha Gentlemen’s Club 456.1km away
Closed
Opens in
5 reviews
country 2607 S 120th St, Omaha, NE 68144, USA
Adventure starts with $50 Cash Bar Private Rooms Accessible Facilities
J Club Omaha stands out as an extremely tidy and tranquil spot. When compared with other local establishments, Club Omaha really shines because the ladies there are more approachable and do not force you into getting a dance. I have had the chance to converse with a few of them and learn more about them. During my last visit, I had the delightful experience of spending time with Trixie, a highly fit performer. She informed me that she participates in bodybuilding bikini contests and has appeared in several magazine photoshoots. She was very grounded and I also had the opportunity to accompany her for a private bed dance. Her energy and enthusiasm are infectious. I could tell that she genuinely enjoys her work and I was completely entertained by the half-hour dance I had with her. If she is available when you visit, I strongly suggest you spend time with her.
Sensations Gentlemen's Club | Strip Club Nightclubs Near Me Sensations Gentlemen's Club | Strip Club 324.1km away
Closed
Opens in
5 reviews
country 11491 US-166, Galena, KS 66739, USA
Free Entry Budget-Friendly Cash Bar Private Rooms
M Sensations Gentlemens Club has a laid-back vibe. Its parking area is massive! They have a "Fun Day" on Sundays, I saw them playing Stripper Twister! Its a BYOB spot, and the ladies are really friendly. Cherry caught my eye, she is an exceptional performer on the stage. I had an amazing time, big thumbs up
Michelle's Beach House Nightclubs Near Me Michelle's Beach House 58.2km away
Closed
Opens in
4 reviews
country Michelle's Beach House, West Greenway Street, Derby, KS, USA
Cash Bar Open Late Parking Nearby Everyone Welcome
L This place is among the top hangouts in the city! The beverages never seem to run out and the fun is endless, the crew is fantastic and the ladies are stunning. Kylie and Raina are exceptional performers who keep me hooked, there is no better way to relax after a tiring day at work than having a beautiful lady on your lap who knows exactly how to make you happy!
Tantric Awareness Erotic Massages Near Me Tantric Awareness 740.4km away 3 reviews country St. Louis, MO, USA Cash Private Rooms Everyone Welcome M reallycool Luckys Cabaret Nightclubs Near Me Luckys Cabaret 604.1km away
Closed
Opens in
4 reviews
country 8003 Jacksboro Hwy, Fort Worth, TX, United States, Texas
Budget-Friendly Credit Cards Cash Bar Everyone Welcome
J This was my inaugural visit to Luckys Cabaret, but I can assure you, I'll be returning. The personnel were fantastic. Attractive and obliging. I ended up purchasing a bottle. The most affordable bottle service I've come across. The VIP room is priced fairly and it's absolutely worth the price. Three stages filled with alluring ladies. This place is enjoyable, has a great vibe and is packed with women who are up for a good time.
Tiger Cabaret Nightclubs Near Me Tiger Cabaret 616.4km away
Closed
Opens in
2 reviews
country Tiger Cabaret, East R L Thornton Freeway, Dallas, TX, USA
J Hey how are you doing today
Dollhouse Nightclubs Near Me Dollhouse 815.4km away
Closed
Opens in
4 reviews
country 602 West Elms Road, Killeen, Texas 76542, United States
Adventure starts with $50 Budget-Friendly Cash Bar Online Services
T Having worked in night clubs for nearly half a decade, I recently relocated to Texas. This particular club, Dollhouse, came with high recommendations. I have visited several others, but this one tops them all. There's a wide range of entertainers, a diverse music playlist, and even the food is great. The pricing for drinks and dances is quite reasonable. What I appreciate the most is the personal touch that this place offers. The bartenders are extremely friendly and the waitresses always ensure I am well taken care of. The quality of dancers can be inconsistent, but those I have interacted with were very pleasant and highly professional. I prefer to sit back, engage in conversation, and relax before deciding on dances. I have never felt any pressure or been rushed into asking for a dance. Every visit to this place has been a fantastic experience and I would highly recommend Dollhouse.
Silver City Cabaret Nightclubs Near Me Silver City Cabaret 610.5km away
Closed
Opens in
2 reviews
country 7501 N Stemmons Fwy, Dallas, TX 75247, USA
author I'm available
The Diamond Cabaret Nightclubs Near Me The Diamond Cabaret 742.5km away
Closed
Opens in
3 reviews
country Diamond Cabaret, Mississippi Avenue, Sauget, IL, USA
Cash Bar Open Late Parking Nearby Everyone Welcome
S Superb customer service!
The Velvet Curtain Social Club Swinger clubs Near Me The Velvet Curtain Social Club 617km away
Closed
Opens in
1 reviews
country Dallas, Texas, USA
author Hello am ready for that let me have your number so we can chat about
Baby Dolls Saloon Nightclubs Near Me Baby Dolls Saloon 605km away
Closed
Opens in
1 reviews
country Baby Dolls, 10250, Shady Trail, Dallas, TX, USA
author Exactly