Back

Bare Assets Melbourne

Save

Closed

Opens in

5 reviews

4020 W New Haven Ave, Melbourne, FL 32904, USA

Bare Assets Melbourne - Nightclub in Melbourne, Australia

Nightclubs

3 Photos

About Bare Assets Melbourne

Located in the vibrant city of Melbourne, Australia, Bare Assets Melbourne is a premier adult entertainment venue renowned for its exhilarating atmosphere and top-notch services. The party at Bare Assets Melbourne kicks off at noon every day, with enticing drink and dance specials every hour until 2 A.M. Known for hosting the most stunning entertainers in Brevard, Bare Assets Melbourne is the place to be if you're looking to enjoy an unforgettable night. Patrons can enjoy intimate lap dances with the finest dancers, all ready and excited to party with you. Every day at 4:00pm, Bare Assets Melbourne offers a unique treat - they'll match your drink for free. This is a testament to the venue's commitment to providing patrons with an exceptional experience. The venue is not just about the dancers; it also boasts a highly professional bar staff, all recruited from the industry's elite to ensure you receive the best service possible. Music lovers are in for a treat as the venue features some of the greatest DJs in the industry that play a wide range of music genres such as EDM, Rock, Hip-hop, and Pop. The venue also showcases nightly EDM Festival Lighting Shows, adding to the electric atmosphere. Bare Assets Melbourne also ensures a comfortable and secure environment for its patrons. The venue is accessible, accepts both credit cards and cash, and provides online services. There's also convenient parking nearby, and security is always present on the premises. In summary, Bare Assets Melbourne is more than just an adult entertainment venue; it's a place where fantasies become reality. Whether you're a local or a visitor to Melbourne, Bare Assets Melbourne guarantees an unforgettable experience.

Pricing and Payment Options:

Credit Cards
Cash

Comforts and Offerings:

Bar
Accessible Facilities
Online Services
Open Late
Parking Nearby

Clientele and Location:

Everyone Welcome

Safety and Health:

Security on Premises

Rating & Reviews

3.0

out of 5

Write a review

Excellent

3
Very good

0
Average

1
Poor

2
Terrible

1

#2 of 7 Nightclubs in Melbourne

Cecelia Leighton

1 month ago

Report a problem

Me and my friend, we are new to this town, were supposed to meet at Bare Assets Melbourne. As a single, attractive and well-dressed woman, I walked in and the manager with a cowboy hat quickly showed me and my friend the exit. He asked if we had been drinking. I was like, I do not even touch alcohol, yet he insisted we seemed unstable and could not enter. What the heck I guess he did not want us there because we were too pretty. It was just a dive bar anyway, full of smoke and unattractive women. It was downright gross. :((( We would have left on our own anyway.

I was under the impression it was a classy joint.

K K

4 months ago

Report a problem

The gentlemans club, Bare Assets Melbourne, was alright. They had a mix of tunes playing. There were ladies of different nationalities and body types. I accompanied my husband and felt somewhat overlooked. Despite us tipping the women on stage, they did not approach us. I am not certain why that was the case. We ended up spending $340 on drinks and tips for the ladies on stage. The place could be more welcoming to couples. The drinks were decent and they close at 1:55am, not 2am.

James McCoy

7 months ago

Report a problem

I had the most enjoyable afternoon in a long time at Bare Assets Melbourne! The day shift was the most attractive I have ever seen, and not just locally. I was thoroughly impressed. But what stood out even more were the captivating eyes of the cocktail waitress. Usually, I would not notice such details with so much else to catch the eye, but her eyes were simply mesmerizing. I did not catch her name, but she mentioned she is there every Thursday and Friday, so I am definitely planning to return. The drinks were excellent and the food truck on the way out was pretty decent too. I highly recommend this place.

Joe Ghelarducci

9 months ago

Report a problem

Revised: Management has addressed my issues and got rid of some of the troublesome dancers. I have been there a few times since then and I can honestly say the experience has greatly improved.

I have visited a few times at the insistence of friends, and usually, I have a good time. The drinks are a bit pricey, but that is to be expected at such a place. Generally, it is a decent experience.

However...

A friend of mine had his money taken by some of the girls working there. He went there based on our recommendation, and two girls named Amore and Jasmine targeted him until he was too inebriated and they transferred 900$ from his bank account directly from his phone into their accounts.

I have since stopped going there, management will not discuss it with me, and I have been discouraging others from going. I understand it is a risque nightclub given the nature of the entertainment, but outright theft from your customers is something I cannot support.

Not cool.

Becky Bell

12 months ago

Report a problem

Visited Bare Assets Melbourne last night for a friend's birthday celebration. It was my first time there and it was alright. My rating of 2 stars is mainly due to an unfortunate incident. My lululemon fanny pack was stolen. My husband had to go back inside and confront the group seated behind us who were responsible. They seemed like regular culprits. Not planning to return. My credit card is still missing.

Call

Reviews